Happiness is Caturday

 

Why do country people lock their car doors at church at this time of year but not in town?

 

 

 

Because their cars will be full of zucchinis if they don't.

Happiness is opening day of zucchini season

 

Happiness is Ronald Reagan's diary, March 31, 1981

 

Happiness is learning what makes your fireworks so colorful . . . lol

 

Happiness is a country house

 Would I a house for happiness erect,

Nature alone should be the architect;

She'd build it more convenient than great,

And doubtless in the country chuse her seat.

-- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667)

Sometimes happiness just creeps up on you, knocks you on the floor, and you just laugh out loud and roll and roll and roll

 

Happiness is Where've You Been?, Kathy Mattea, 1990

 

Happiness is Michael Martin Murphey, Whoopee Ti-Yi-Yo, 1990

 

Happiness is the temperate feast of life

 Calmly he look'd on either life, and here

Saw nothing to regret, and there to fear;

From nature's temp'rate feast rose satisfy'd,

Thank'd heav'n that he had liv'd, and that he dy'd.

 

-- Alexander Pope

Happiness is a lazy man's raised-bed-garden planter

 

To the aliens we're basically West Garfield Park in Chicago

 

Memorial Day 2024: Lee Brice, I Drive Your Truck, 2012

 

Happiness is the voice of Steve Perry of Journey in 1979's Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'

 

Happiness is global warming

 

 

 The Thames frozen twice in one year, so as men to walk on it, is a very signal accident.

-- Jonathan Swift (1667–1745)

Happiness is Sunday morning baking two dozen triple wheat muffins

 OK I ate two.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Triple Wheat Muffins

1.5 cups wheat germ

1.5 cups all purpose wheat flour

3.0 cups wheat bran

1 T baking powder

1 t baking soda

1 t ground cinnamon

 

2.5 cups milk

2/3 cup brown sugar

2 eggs beaten

1 cup apple sauce

 

Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees F.

Mix dry ingredients in one bowl, wet in another.

Whisk dry into wet gradually.

Add 24 baking papers to tins.

Use a 1/3 cup measure to scoop batter into the liners.

Bake about 20-22 minutes.

Cool in the pans on the counter for 20 minutes.

Serve with butter and jam. And coffee. 

Happiness is Sebn-Up

 

Happiness is taking one day at a time

 

  Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. 

-- Matthew 6:34

Happiness is . . . Neil Sedaka - Laughter in the Rain (1974)

 I remember.

Happiness is not taking your tax return too seriously

 It's for the government after all, so just make sure it's . . .