I worry about the 46% who do not

 

 

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I could have used a soul cake last Christmas, a really big one to get me to here and now, but I made it without one

 

Hey ho, nobody home, meat nor drink nor money have I none
 Yet shall we be merry, Hey ho, nobody home.
 Hey ho, nobody home, Meat nor drink nor money have I none
 Yet shall we be merry, Hey ho, nobody home.
 Hey Ho, nobody home.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
 An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry, 
any good thing to make us all merry,
 One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.

God bless the master of this house, and the mistress also
 And all the little children that round your table grow.
 The cattle in your stable and the dog by your front door
 And all that dwell within your gates 
we wish you ten times more.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
 An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry, 
any good thing to make us all merry, 
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.

Go down into the cellar and see what you can find
 If the barrels are not empty we hope you will be kind 
We hope you will be kind with your apple and strawber'
 For we'll come no more a 'soalin' till this time next year.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake. 
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry, 
any good thing to make us all merry,
 One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.

The streets are very dirty, my shoes are very thin.
 I have a little pocket to put a penny in.
 If you haven't got a penny, a ha' penny will do. 
If you haven't got a ha' penny then God bless you.

Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soul cake.
 An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry, 
any good thing to make us all merry,
 One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.

Now to the Lord sing praises all you within this place,
 And with true love and brotherhood each other now embrace. This holy tide of Christmas of beauty and of grace,
 Oh tidings of comfort and joy.

Happiness is decimation

 Nine in ten prefer it. 🤣

Happiness is easy for you to say

 This song came out in 1988, the year I had a close uncle die, then another, then my car, and then my career.

But I'm still here, dammit!

 

 

Happiness is a life in revolutions per minute

 

Happiness is the kitchen time zone

 

Happiness is Yul Brynner saying et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

 

Orwell's dumpster

 

Why beans are best avoided when pregnant

  If the mother eat much beans, or such vaporous food, it endangereth the child to become lunatick.

 

 -- Francis Bacon

Happiness is having the world in the bag

 

Happiness is supper by five

 

Let it be so hasted, that supper be ready at the farthest by five of the clock.

-- William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act 2 Scene 2 

Happiness is no signs anywhere

 

Happiness is a really absurd expiration date

 

Happiness is January, right Jack?

 

Happiness is an extremity you'll do well to avoid

 The East and West

Upon the globe, a mathematick point

Only divides: thus happiness and misery,

And all extremes, are still contiguous.

 

-- Sir John Denham (1614/15-1669) 

Happiness is roast beef and gravy on a Tuesday, a lousy Tuesday

 

Happiness is my green tambourine: The Lemon Pipers, November 1967

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