Saturday, December 31, 2016

Sorry, but 2016 was pretty good!

  • Politics kept EVERY day entertaining all year long, a downpayment on the entertainment which is sure to follow in 2017.
  • The Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl. I still admire John Elway after all these years. An American original.
  • I got a new dishwasher which actually washes the dishes clean on the first try, and still does.
  • Somebody in my household got a full-time job for the first time in 8 YEARS, probably because . . .
  • Obama is going bye-bye and it's finally looking safe to hire again on the periphery of the economy where we operate.
  • The Chicago Cubs won the World Series. No, really, they did.
  • Another person in my household found an interesting and promising career path.
  • Lots of family visited, and gramps turned 90.
  • And there was a wedding in the family. Imagine that. Now imagine babies. I don't care if they're Chinese.
  • We won't have to wake up every day and hear Hillary promise "I won't do that again".
  • And Chris Plante of WMAL in DC announced he will be syndicated in 2017. Best talk show out there, if you ask me. And also if you don't ask me. If talking is an art form, what he does is sort of analogous to pointillism, a mostly abandoned technique. A daily dose of smart invective hurled at WaPo and CNN, delivered with biting humor and panache. He subscribes and watches so you don't have to. AND IT'S FREE!
  • Happy New Year everybody!



Thursday, December 29, 2016

Happiness is Hormel Natural Choice bacon on sale for a Wednesday night pasta carbonara

This dish is very simple, sort of a post-war Italian bacon and eggs according to one theory.

1 pound De Cecco brand angel hair pasta
1 package Hormel bacon made into 1 inch lardons with a scissors
3 large brown eggs whisked in a really big pasta bowl
1 pepper grinder loaded with peppercorns
1/3 cup chopped Italian flat leaf parsley leaves
1 bowl grated Pecorino Romano cheese

Fry the bacon lardons in a deep dutch oven over medium heat, stirring constantly. Don't mess around. Just grab the whole bacon out of the package and start cutting it right into the pot. As it cooks the lardons will get away from you quickly at the end and get too brown if you aren't careful, but I like 'em that way, a little carbonized. Remove from the pot to drain on a paper towel.

Meanwhile bring a pasta pot of salted water to a boil.

Heat your pasta plates in a warm oven.

Whisk the eggs in the pasta bowl.

Chop the parsley.

Drink some wine.

When the water boils, add the pasta and boil about two minutes. Stir with a pasta fork into a ball in the water, then drain well and transfer to the pasta bowl with the whisked eggs while it's still steaming hot. Using two pasta forks stir the pasta and the eggs together thoroughly until the eggs have cooked, about a minute. Basically, the eggs will disappear when using angel hair because of all the surface area absorbing the cooked egg. Larger pasta shapes produce more visible cooked egg clinging to the sides.

Divide the pasta into the serving plates, top or stir in the parsley and bacon in each, and a little olive oil if you like.

Serves three easily. Pass the cheese and the pepper grinder. The pepper is essential, liberally applied. The cheese is optional.

Don't forget the red wine at the table, and a steamed vegetable like broccoli on the side.

Friday, December 23, 2016

For a good time don't call Tim Wilson in his Peterbilt prison

I was a truck-drivin', long-haulin', ladies man
My handle was the cream of the crop
'Til a brewhaha for a 40-D bra brought that to a screeching stop
My wife got wind of one of my girlfriends
whose brassier had the busted seams
And she changed my handle to henpecked
in a man-and-wife driving team

Here's the song.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Why happiness is mowing grass, not blowing snow

With grass you don't wake up one morning and discover it grew 12 inches overnight.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Happiness is the Rhumba Girl, Nicolette Larson, Rolling Stone's Female Vocalist of 1978

Sadly taken from us nineteen years ago this month. The amazing performance here dates to August 1977.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Happiness is a 10-year old Honda CR-V all ready to go for another snowy winter in Grand Rapids

Our 2007 EX in Green Tea looks just like this one. It has Michelin X-Ice installed on all four paws, a new battery, an oil change, a wash, recalls on the air-bag inflators completed, and 127,000 miles going on 200,000 God-willing and the creek don't rise.

Oh yeah, and AAA Premier . . . just in case.