Welcome to Octember

 

Happiness is Curly as Field Marshall Herring saying "it's now in the middle of Novonder and we ain't there yet!"

Dictator Heilstone: "Now, that we have captured all of Starvania, we must take Great Mitten!"

Field Marshall Herring: "Yah-Yah!"

Dictator Heilstone: "Yah!"

Minister of Propaganda: "Yah, you were gonna Blitz-Kreeg Great Mitten by the middle of August!"

Field Marshall Herring: "Then you said, Septober, then Octember, it's now in the middle of Novonder, and we ain't there yet!"

Dictator Heilstone: "Well, Novonder, I didn't say what year!"

Minister of Propaganda: "I don't understand it, it's only twenty miles!"

Field Marshall Herring: "Yeah, I could skip it!"

Dictator Heilstone: "Then, skip it!"

-- from The Three Stooges, "I'll Never Heil Again", July 11, 1941

Happiness is that moment when Moe realizes "We ALL put in the yeast"

Here.

"I lost my ba-lance"

"Well go find it!"

(see it here)

The Girls Sing "Curly's A Dope" But These Days All I Hear Is "Obama's A Jerk"

See them sing it, here, from "Violent Is The Word For Curly" (1938).

In Competent Hands: An American Tradition Since At Least 1936

Curly: Soitently! We're all incompetent.

See him say it here.

Give Me My Personality!

 

I.e. the moustache, which Field Marshall Herring (Curly) has just torn off his upper lip!

I'll Never Heil Again, 1941 (here)

Keep On Sucking Until You Do Succeed

Curley: "If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed."

The Three Stooges in Movie Maniacs, 1935 (here)