Happiness is Freddy Fender's Before The Next Teardrop Falls, Billboard's Número Cuatro song of 1975

 

I flunked out of the School of Magic

 During the final exam I suddenly disappeared and didn't come back.

 

 

 

Winter spring summer or fall, TPMS doesn't work at all, it'll always be on yeah yeah yeah yeah, I've got a friend

 

Sheboygan isn't as drunk as it used to be since I moved away

 Sorry about that.

Happiness is parts is parts from 1984

 

Happiness is The Frito Bandito from 1965

 Ai Yi Yi Yi!   I am the Frito Bandito!

 

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