Showing posts with label John Mortimer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Mortimer. Show all posts

Friday, September 1, 2023

Happiness is knowing how to tell the age of sheep


 When sheep is one shear,
they will have two broad teeth before;
when two shear, four;
when three, six; when four, eight:
and, after that, their mouths break.
 
-- John Mortimer (c.1656-1736)

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Happiness is clover when you have no manure


  

 Clover is the best way of improving clays, where manure is scarce.

-- John Mortimer (c.1656-1736)

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Apples harvested too early can taste like the soil


 

 The cyder at first is very luscious, but if ground more early, it is more racy.

-- John Mortimer (c.1656-1736), The Whole Art of Husbandry