Sunday, September 6, 2020

Happiness is Mediterranean Tomato Sauce from Rosso and Lukins' THE NEW BASICS

Mediterranean Tomato Sauce, adapted

1/2 c extra virgin olive oil
1 2oz can anchovies in oil
4 cloves garlic
2 28oz cans San Marzano tomatoes
3 T capers in salt, rinsed
1/2 c pitted Kalamata olives
ground black pepper


1) Combine EVOO, anchovies and all their oil, and garlic in a ceramic-coated dutch oven, mash gently and saute over medium heat a couple of minutes. To speed this up I just throw it all in the food processor first to chop it up, then add it to the dutch oven.

2) Add the tomatoes and crush, then add the capers and olives, bring up to heat, then simmer on low covered about an hour, stirring frequently.

3) Before using or storing, grind over some black pepper to taste.

4) Rosso and Lukins use only 35oz of tomatoes but triple the olives, 1.5 c.

We use this on Rosso and Lukins' Mediterranean Hero sandwich from the same cookbook, which is, in my opinion, absolutely fabulous, but is sort of a cheater's Pan Bagnat. We stir together canned atlantic salmon, chopped tomato, and red onion, and place this mixture in a hollowed-out side of an oiled french baguette cut lengthwise (stale is best). You top that with this sauce, then top that with sliced hard-boiled eggs and the other half of the baguette. Then we toast it in the oven at 350F for 15 minutes or so. Before serving we add romaine lettuce, and even avocado. The thing is glorious warm, room temperature, or cold. But this might be more glorious:



Sunday, August 23, 2020

You haven't lived until you've tasted a FatBoy Ice Cream Sandwich

Easily the best ice cream sandwich I have ever had. And why not? Look at all that saturated fat in there.

I found an 18-pack for $9.98 at Sam's Club.

Friday, August 14, 2020

Sunday, August 9, 2020

Monday, August 3, 2020

Happiness is the 102 year old woman who says "Jesus did not change water into wine so that I could look at it"


But when she's being introspective, she credits a strong immune system, avoidance of excessive worry and even her love of red wine. She was known to say, "Jesus did not change water into wine so that I could look at it."



Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Happiness is super easy side-dish "Southwestern Rice" made with RO-TEL

1 can "original" RO-TEL, undrained
4 oz. prepared black beans, fully rinsed
4 oz. frozen sweet corn kernels, steamed and warm
1 cup already prepared Basmati rice, warm

Mix everything together in a heat-proof covered casserole dish and pop it in the oven on "warm" 20 minutes or so before serving. The tomatoes in the recipe prepared this way remain perkier than cooking the RO-TEL together with the rice.

You don't have to make your beans from scratch, but I did. Took about 3 hours. Rinse, cover with water in a heavy pot, boil, turn off heat & cover 1 hour. Return to boil, then to low, simmer 2 hours covered. Drain and rinse well. Ba-da-bing.

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Happiness is a refreshing glass of vodka lemonade

Vodka lemonade

1 lemon
2 t sugar
1/4 c water
1/4 c vodka
ice

1) Juice the lemon and add juice to a high ball glass
2) Add the water, vodka and sugar
3) Stir vigorously to dissolve sugar
4) Add ice and serve

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Happiness is the juice of the lemon in the summertime

 
 
 
 
  The juice of the lemon is more cooling and astringent than that of oranges.

-- John Arbuthnot (1667-1735)

Friday, May 29, 2020

Happiness is to know how always to choose the mean and shun the excess in either direction

. . . know how always to choose in such things the life that is seated in the mean and shun the excess in either direction, both in this world so far as may be and in all the life to come; for this is the greatest happiness for man.

-- Plato, Republic, Book X, 619

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Happiness is crop rotation

 
 
If you sow one ground with the same kind of grain, it will produce but poorly.

-- Francis Bacon

Friday, May 1, 2020

Happiness is a tender Italian turkey meatball "shell" during the pandemic

Ingredients:

2 lbs ground turkey
1/2 c milk
1 egg
3/4 c Panko bread crumbs

Seasoning:

1 t salt
1/2 t granulated garlic
1/2 t dried thyme leaves
1/2 t dried oregano leaves
1/2 t whole black peppercorns, or 1/4 t ground
1 t fennel seeds
1 t crushed red pepper flakes
1 T sweet Hungarian paprika

Method:

1) Whisk together the egg and the milk in a large mixing bowl
2) Grind the seasonings in a coffee grinder until fine-ish
3) Whisk the seasonings into the egg/milk mixture
4) Add the meat to the bowl and mix together using a fork or a potato masher
5) Add the bread crumbs and mix together
6) Form "meatball shells" using a fork and a nonstick ice cream scoop, which releases them easily 
7) Heat a heavy skillet over medium heat and add enough canola oil to cover the bottom
8) Fry "shells" in batches about twelve minutes in the oil, flat side first, flipping them half way through
9) Serve with pasta "Orecchiette" if you can find them, for fun, and your favorite sauce