Happiness is Haunted House by Jumpin' Gene Simmons April 1964

 

Happiness is a cook's rhyme

Cookery bookery Wordle

The mouse ran up her girdle

The maid took fright

And the mouse took flight

Into her soup with the turtle.

 

-- Johnny 

Happiness is everyman dwelling safely under his own vine and under his own fig tree

 But I've got the mornin' sun, I've got the evenin' breeze
I got the woman that I love lyin' close to me
I've got a few good friends and all my bills are paid
I got the moon and stars above and I've got it made

-- John Anderson, I've Got It Made 1993 

Happiness is John Anderson, I've Got It Made 1993

 

Happiness is Freddy Fender's Before The Next Teardrop Falls, Billboard's Número Cuatro song of 1975

 

I flunked out of the School of Magic

 During the final exam I suddenly disappeared and didn't come back.

 

 

 

Winter spring summer or fall, TPMS doesn't work at all, it'll always be on yeah yeah yeah yeah, I've got a friend

 

Sheboygan isn't as drunk as it used to be since I moved away

 Sorry about that.

Happiness is parts is parts from 1984

 

Happiness is The Frito Bandito from 1965

 Ai Yi Yi Yi!   I am the Frito Bandito!

 

Welcome to Octember

 

I used to shop in the Pacific Empire of Safeway long before The Exiled Council of Costco even had an army let alone a beachhead

 

Happiness is Swedish extroversion

 

Always look on the bright side at the gas station

 

Happiness is Hoyt Axton's 1974 cover of Murphey and Quarto's 1972 Geronimo's Cadillac

 IMAO Axton's cover is far and away better than Murphey's original, Cher's cover, Johnny Rivers', or Jeff Stevens and the Bullets'.

That song was made for Axton's voice, and for the voices of none of the others.

 

The forecast for black bears is variable

 

One of the happy ironies of life is that the accent on ultima falls on the antepenult

 One of the happy ironies of life is that the accent on ultima falls on the antepenult.

No matter what uncertainties life may throw in your way, you can always double-back on that.

Would you be happy to know that electricity is not as expensive as inflation says it could be?

 I didn't think so.

 

Few things in life give more pleasure than the sound of a labor-saving device, and a kitty

 

Happiness is wood heat

 Hard by a cottage chimney smokes,

From betwixt two aged oaks.

 

-- John Milton