Happiness is a watchcat

Happiness is a broccoli joke

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

It's not really a joke.

It's snot.

Happiness is cheap, never-bitter, boiled egg coffee

For three cups of medium strength coffee, plus a little more:

1. Bring 18 oz. of water to a boil in the coffee kettle (You won't need the internal percolator parts or a filter because the egg holds the grounds together in suspension).

2. Beat a small egg in a bowl (If you're going to use the shell, wash the egg first).

3. Add 1/2 cup cheap ground coffee to the beaten egg, a tablespoon of water, and the shells if using, and whisk well.

4. Scrape this coffee mixture into the boiling kettle, and boil one minute.

5. Let it rest 10 minutes covered, then shock with another 6 oz. cold water, and let it rest another 10 minutes.

6. Rewarm and serve.

Betty Crocker's basic ratio, which is way too weak for me, calls for 1 egg for up to 5 quarts of coffee water, made with 1 1/2 cups of ground coffee, plus 3/4 cup cold water to mix the grounds and 1/2 cup cold water to shock. That works out to just 1/3 cup coffee grounds per quart of water. 

So you are at liberty to add more grounds to your recipe to suit your taste up to that 5 quart limit when using one egg.

Happiness is Lodge's Round Cast Iron Grill Pan and matching Round Grill Press

If you're square, buy the square one and matching rectangular press. :-\

I chose the round one because the lid from my ancient dutch oven fits the round grill pan perfectly.

It's for the times when you don't want to fire up the charcoal grill for a hamburger, or when you want a panino and you're too cheap to buy an electric grill press. 

Happiness is raw Star Thistle honey from Sleeping Bear Farms in Beulah, MI

Toast an English muffin, slather on some butter and add a teaspoon of this stuff. Like heaven in your hand.

I paid $20.45 for this jar at Harvest Health. Worth every penny.

Happiness is T-bones for $7.99/lb

Meat included!

Siegfried Farnon is dead, long live Siegfried

Robert Hardy 1925-2017

There is a complete recounting of his long and storied acting career, here.

Happiness properly estimates opportunity, and takes it

The happy have whole days, and those they use,

Th' unhappy have but hours, and these they lose.

-- John Dryden

Happiness is nothing more than the opposite of "anhap"

"Anhap", a Welsh word for misfortune.

Good fortune to you.

Happiness is saving $125 a month by giving up wine, and sleeping better too

Two people sharing cheap bottle daily now drink water and tea, saving $1,500 a year.

Happiness is being an adorable four, like Prince George of England

Happiness is Tim Tebow having fun playing baseball with the St. Lucie Mets, and suddenly hitting 90 points higher

Story here.

Happiness is a gift of home made orange marmalade from the south of France

For the recipe, see here.

Good look finding the Seville oranges, though, especially from right off the tree in your own backyard.

This stuff is to die for.

Happiness is Dwight Yoakam singing his 1995 "Near You"

Here.

Happiness is a kilo of sea salt from western Europe's largest river delta

Happiness is Lyle Lovett singing "Church"

Here.

Happiness is New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick pissing off the Taliban in the media

Wearing a t-shirt rockin' this image.

Stories here, here and here.

Happiness is the loyalty of Hachi

2009

Happiness is good huswifery (and husbandrie)

 

 

 

 

Good huswifery trieth

To rise with the cock;

Ill huswifery lyeth

Till nine of the clock.

-- Thomas Tusser, Five Hundreth Pointes of Good Husbandrie & Note, 1573 

Happiness is a barn quilt, conceived on a Sunday, finished by Wednesday

Her pencil drew whate'er her soul design'd,

And oft the happy draught surpass'd the image in her mind.

-- John Dryden (1631-1700)