Garbagello's Pizza and Pasta . . .

. . . where tonight's pizza tastes just like last night's, because it probably is.

Garbagello's, where WE scrape the plate for YOU!

Garbagello's. Looks like garbage, tastes like garbage, this time, every time! Garbagello's!

1-800-555-2345 

Let's hear it for awful beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer has been killing Budweiser!

Whattayamean Pabst doesn't advertise?

From the story in The New York Post, here:

Even as Budweiser sales have fallen from 50 million barrels a year at the peak, in 1988, to 16 million today, PBR has gone the other way. PBR sales have been on a tear for more than five years and are now up to some 6 million barrels a year. ... The main difference between Pabst and Bud, though, is that Pabst doesn’t advertise: That’s been policy since 1985. The success is strictly a word-of-mouth phenomenon. ... And anyway, Pabst tastes better than Bud: According to Beer Advocate, it gets a crowd-sourced score of 69 (“poor”), compared with 57 (“awful”) for Budweiser, on a scale of 1 to 100.

If McDonald's wants its mojo back it should make french fries the old-fashioned way

Seen here.

"In the good old days, McDonald's fries were cooked in beef tallow. But customer demand for less saturated fat prompted a switch to vegetable oil in the early '90s."

Double Corn Bread in a cast iron skillet

Same as Betty Crocker, just use corn flour instead of the all-purpose flour, and double the milk to two cups.

DOUBLE CORN BREAD

1 c yellow cornmeal

1 c corn flour

2 T sugar

4 t baking powder

.5 t salt

2 c milk

.25 c vegetable shortening

1 egg

Grease the skillet.

Combine all ingredients in a blender bowl and blend until thoroughly mixed.

Pour and scrape into the skillet.

Bake at 425 degrees F about 20 to 25 minutes until a toothpick comes out clean.

Serve with breakfast sausage and maple syrup, or with lots of butter and honey on top.

Twinings Jasmine Green Tea, loose leaf: Our tea of choice since May

Bagged tea is just too darned expensive anymore. A typical cost is 13 cents a cup when you buy a 20-bag box for $2.59. Bags are convenient, but loose tea is much cheaper, AND IT'S BETTER. Twinings Jasmine Green Tea, loose leaf, has been our tea of choice since May.

Two people consuming two cups a day will burn through 24 boxes of bagged tea in four months, at a cost of over $62. The cost is even higher for a high quality bagged version of Jasmine green tea. But Twinings delicious, fragrant, loose green tea has cost us barely $35 over the same period for the same level of consumption.

Amazon is a great place to get it.

Best product yet for your dishwasher: OxiClean Extreme Power Crystals

I'm almost finished with my first bottle of OxiClean Dishwasher Detergent 4x Extreme Power Crystals and I can say my dishes haven't been this sparkling clean in a long time. Even the tea stains in my white porcelain mugs are gone, and the stains in the plastic cutting boards have almost completely disappeared.

This stuff is good, and worth every penny compared to everything else I've tried. Forget the rest, and forget about trying to make your own out of TSP and cheap dish detergent powder. OxiClean has figured out how to beat the Nazis who forced manufacturers to castrate every decent dishwashing product on the market by taking the phosphates out. OxiClean has a bunch of sodium compounds in this product, plus enzymes, which do the trick. I'm not sure which is the silver bullet, but whatever it is, it's working.  

Use in combination with the liquid "Booster" product in your rinse agent dispenser.

Scrambled eggs pesto

When I maka da pesto in the blender, I end up with a bunch of pesto stuck to the sides and blade of the blender which won't come off easily but would be a sin to waste.

What to do?

Take a couple of slices of white bread, tear 'em up into a few pieces and give them a whirl in the blender for 20 seconds or so. The bread will soak up everything real nice.

Dump the pulverized bread out onto a clean plate in a nice heap.

Then top the heap with a hot scrambled egg, or a fried sunny side up one if you prefer.

It's FABULOUS! 

One reason I'm happy living in lower Michigan

Lake Michigan protects me from this.

He that hath no beard is less than a man

BEATRICE
Too curst is more than curst: I shall lessen God's
sending that way; for it is said, 'God sends a curst
cow short horns;' but to a cow too curst he sends none.
LEONATO
So, by being too curst, God will send you no horns.
BEATRICE
Just, if he send me no husband; for the which
blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and
evening. Lord, I could not endure a husband with a
beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen.
LEONATO
You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
BEATRICE
What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel
and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a
beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no
beard is less than a man: and he that is more than
a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a
man, I am not for him: therefore, I will even take
sixpence in earnest of the bear-ward, and lead his
apes into hell.

-- Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Scene I.

Tommy Ramone was a mensch

From the Tyler Evans interview with Tommy Ramone in 2012, here:

Mickey Leigh announced that Joey Ramone’s second posthumous album …Ya Know? is coming out at the end of May. I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not one of the producers on the record.

It’s just so heart wrenchingly sad that Joey’s not around. I didn’t think I was up to it. It was just too heart-breaking. It would have just been emotionally so hard for me, because working on a record, the way I work; I get very into it, very intense. I just found it overwhelming, ya know?

Did you get a chance to talk to all of the guys before they passed?

Oh yeah. I talked to them all the time, especially Johnny and Joey. Dee Dee I didn’t, Dee Dee was fine, ya know? What happened with Dee Dee was really freaky. Joey was sick and Johnny was sick, and I talked to them … sad times, very sad times. Those guys are with me all the time, which is why it would have been so hard to work on that record.

If you don’t mind me asking, what do you miss the most about them?

It’s like family, ya know? It’s an emotional thing, they’re always with me. They’re just so much a part of my life that it’s like missing a part of you, a big part of you. Just their personalities, it was so intense really, the relationships. In a sense, they’re always there. It just surrounds me all the time.

What a rotten day: Tommy Ramone has died

The last of the original four.

"[The Ramones] gave everything they could in every show. They weren't the type to phone it in, if you see what I mean."

-- Tommy Ramone, 2007

What I got for Father's Day

I'm grinnin'.

Joey Ramone: We never wanted to play rap or some crap like that

See him say it, here, just make sure to dial it back to the beginning. He says it beginning at about 2:15 or so.

Siegfried says "Nein, Nein 99"

Here! (Now busted. Sorry about that, chief.)

Get Smart: The Mysterious Dr. T (Season 3, Episode 13, 1967).

Why you should laugh everyday

If you don't have funny you don't have money, because laughter is the currency of life.

Basil Pesto Update: The Easiest And Best Method I've Found Yet To Make It, The Frozen Way

OK, this is the beginning of May and I've just run out of basil for pesto . . .  from last year.

We grew basil like crazy last season, harvested it and froze it whole in freezer bags as it came due in order to keep up with it instead of trying to make it all into pesto right away. It was a good strategy because we accumulated enough to get us through April. I think the previous year I ran out by Christmas. If you do it this way, the primary benefit is you can eke out more production from your plants by constantly harvesting. Otherwise they go to seed before you know it and they are done.

The routine of making basil pesto this way with frozen leaves every two weeks or so right through the fall, winter and spring had more than this extra production benefit from the plants, however.

For one thing, I was constantly using the freshest olive oil, instead of freezing the oil in the prepared product for long periods.

Two, I didn't have to buy a bunch of little containers which took up a lot of space and were difficult to keep organized in the bowels of the freezer. I simply relied on a smaller number of containers and reused them throughout the season, conveniently stored in a single freezer bag. The basil leaves once frozen in freezer bags store easily by themselves in those bags grouped altogether in a single, larger plastic bag, like a grocery bag.

Three, I had less waste and clean up hassle on a regular basis because at the end of making the pesto, say each fortnight, the hard to clean up leftovers in the blender simply were blended with tomato sauce for my once or twice a week fish pie recipe. If you don't make that you could do the same thing for fresh tomato-basil soup. So I tried to time my pesto-making with fish pie night to speed things along, minimize waste and wasted motion.

And four, extra virgin olive oil doesn't like to be manipulated too much. If it gets hot it breaks down quickly. By using frozen pesto leaves, the whole mixture remains cold in the blender. And when it is done blending it looks almost like a gelato and pours out more neatly cold, minimizing spills.

So here's how you do it.

Add your nuts, salt and pepper, chopped garlic and grated cheese to the bottom of the blender. Then add your crushed basil leaves on top of all that. I simply take the freezer bag full of basil leaves and slam it on the counter a few times to make them easy to pour into a Pyrex measure (and more numerous, hah!). Finally, I add all the olive oil on top of the leaves, letting the measuring cup drain out fully on top of them while I clean up after myself. Then you blend until thoroughly emulsified, perhaps a minute or two. And that's it.

Pesto, presto!   

You don't "shush" here!

You don't "shush" here!  I "shush" here!

Shush!

-- Siegfried in Get Smart, "Rub-a-dub-dub: Three spies in a sub" (Season 2, episode 9: 11-12-1966)

Yes, we have no bananas . . .

That's no banana . . .

. . . we have no bananas today.

The UK Independent reports here on a fungus which threatens to devastate worldwide Cavendish banana production, a major food source for hundreds of millions of people, including smoothie lovers everywhere:

Since it emerged in the 1950s as the replacement for another banana variety ravaged by an earlier form of Panama disease, Cavendish has helped make bananas the most valuable fruit crop in the world, dominated by large multinational growing companies such as Fyffes, Chiquita and Dole.

But the crop – and many other banana varieties – have no defence against TR4, which can live for 30 years or more in the soil and reduces the core of the banana plant to a blackened mush.

Well, There Go The Last Of The Romas . . . Thanks To The Cat

I made the last batch of tomato sauce last week from the last of the previous season's Romas, and dontcha know Mr. Pal here decided to get too friendly with a skunk last night so instead of enjoying the sauce ourselves . . . he got a special bath in it.

The experts say it's a myth that tomato sauce works on skunk, but since it was a little difficult to keep Pal in the sink long enough to really find out, I'm not going to say the experts really know since Pal does smell a little better today, though not acceptably better. It's going to be a long week, I think.

Vangelis: What I'm Listening To Now

In the "tyranny of Greece over Germany", winter is finally getting a proper beating tonight in Michigan so I am enjoying a little light Vangelis over dinner. It transports you to a warmer, more relaxed place which you have been missing for too long but suddenly remember viscerally. This album charted in Europe most popular in Ungarn, followed by Oesterreich, in 1996. Romantics all.

What Do You Call A Country That Eats A Lot Of Seaweed?

A Kombunation.

Bdum bum.

Fix It Again Tony: FIAT Buys Used Car Company

Sympathy for Lido Anthony Iacocca?

FIAT: Found.In.A.Tree.

Eat Lentils Today To Bring Good Luck For The New Year

So say the Italians, according to this story:

We all get another chance in the new year — clean slate, new resolutions. For a little extra push of luck there are culinary superstitions from cultures all over the world. ... Legumes of any kind bring good luck because they resemble coins and, therefore, wealth. ... Italians eat lentils and sausage to bring in the new year. The lentils play the same role as black-eyed peas and the sausages, sliced crosswise, resemble coins. The pork — specifically the fat — signifies abundance.

I was making Lentil Soup from The Silver Palate Cookbook, somewhat modified, when I learned of the superstition (great minds think alike):

8 cups homemade chicken stock

1.5 cups organic green lentils, washed

2 small bay leaves and 2 matching-sized pieces of Parmesan rind (I save these in the freezer)

6 oz. uncured bacon, diced

1 medium organic onion, diced

3 organic carrots, peeled and diced

3 large cloves homegrown garlic, diced

1 tsp. dried thyme leaves

1/4 tsp. celery seed

1/4 tsp. Folgate lavender buds

1. Wash the lentils, drain, and boil gently for 45 minutes in the chicken stock in a covered large soup pot along with the bay leaves and Parmesan rinds, which add a unique creaminess.

2. Meanwhile prepare the bacon and saute in a dutch oven, stirring frequently until crisp over less than medium heat. Reserve for serving.

3. Dice the vegetables as the bacon finishes and sweat them for 20 minutes covered in the bacon fat of the dutch oven over less than medium heat. I add the carrots first, then the onions carefully on top and sweat together for 10 minutes, then I stir and sweat five minutes more, and then I add the garlic on top without stirring for the last five minutes.

4. Add the vegetables to the stock and lentils, which by now should be done. Also add the seasonings, which I grind ahead of time in my coffee grinder very briefly. Simmer for 15 minutes. Remove the bay leaves and the Parmesan rinds, if you can find them.

5. Serve with reserved bacon dice, and season with salt and pepper to taste with some buttered, toasted bread or an English Muffin.

Good luck!

h/t Monica