Why beans are best avoided when pregnant

  If the mother eat much beans, or such vaporous food, it endangereth the child to become lunatick.

 

 -- Francis Bacon

Happiness is having the world in the bag

 

Happiness is supper by five

 

Let it be so hasted, that supper be ready at the farthest by five of the clock.

-- William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act 2 Scene 2 

Happiness is no signs anywhere