Happiness is the kitchen time zone

 

Happiness is Yul Brynner saying et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

 

Orwell's dumpster

 

Why beans are best avoided when pregnant

  If the mother eat much beans, or such vaporous food, it endangereth the child to become lunatick.

 

 -- Francis Bacon

Happiness is having the world in the bag

 

Happiness is supper by five

 

Let it be so hasted, that supper be ready at the farthest by five of the clock.

-- William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act 2 Scene 2 

Happiness is no signs anywhere

 

Happiness is a really absurd expiration date

 

Happiness is January, right Jack?

 

Happiness is an extremity you'll do well to avoid

 The East and West

Upon the globe, a mathematick point

Only divides: thus happiness and misery,

And all extremes, are still contiguous.

 

-- Sir John Denham (1614/15-1669) 

Happiness is roast beef and gravy on a Tuesday, a lousy Tuesday

 

Happiness is my green tambourine: The Lemon Pipers, November 1967

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