Happiness is . . . Neil Sedaka - Laughter in the Rain (1974)

 I remember.

Happiness is not taking your tax return too seriously

 It's for the government after all, so just make sure it's . . .

 

 

Dublin Ireland is a pretty cool place

 

Those old Germanic month names can really play havoc with your poetry

 

Eosturmonath showers bring Thrimilchi flowers.

Happiness is The Tide is High, Blondie 1980

 

Happiness is Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey, who quit smoking according to Roseanne Roseannadanna, SNL Nov 18, 1978

Last Thursday I quit smoking

Now . . .

I'm depressed

I gained weight

My face broke out

I'm nauseous

I'm constipated 

My feet swelled

My gums are bleeding

My sinuses are clogged

I got heartburn

I'm cranky and I have GAS.

-- Mr. Richard Feder, Fort Lee, New Jersey, who declined precipitously

 

Mr. Feder lived somehow to write another letter in Roseanne Roseannadanna's King Tut routine: