Last Thursday I quit smoking
Now . . .
I'm depressed
I gained weight
My face broke out
I'm nauseous
I'm constipated
My feet swelled
My gums are bleeding
My sinuses are clogged
I got heartburn
I'm cranky and I have GAS.
-- Mr. Richard Feder, Fort Lee, New Jersey, who declined precipitously
Mr. Feder lived somehow to write another letter in Roseanne Roseannadanna's King Tut routine:
