Jesus and Moses are golfing in heaven one day when they come to a par 3 hole with a very large water hazard surrounding it.
Moses plays it safe and picks a seven iron and lays up in front of the lake so that on his second shot he can easily chip onto the green.
Jesus can hardly believe it and picks a long club to go for the green. "Arnold Palmer would play a 3 wood," he says confidently. Moses disagrees and advises him to do as he has done. But Jesus says, "No, Arnold Palmer would play a 3 wood and go for the green, and so will I."
Jesus' tee shot is beautiful, but unfortunately comes up a little short and lands in the water.
Moses turns to him and says, "I told you so." And with that he walks down the fairway to the lake, parts the water, retrieves the ball, and returns it to Jesus at the tee.
"You'll be using a seven iron now, I imagine," says Moses.
"No", says Jesus. "Arnold Palmer would use the 3 wood and so will I".
Same as before, Jesus puts it in the water.
Disgusted, Moses starts down the fairway to retrieve the ball again, but Jesus stops him and says he'll do it himself.
Meanwhile play has advanced and a foursome freshly arrived in heaven comes up from behind ready to play the same hole. While Moses is apologizing for the delay, one of their party observes Jesus in the distance walking across the water and reaching in to retrieve his ball!
The guy can hardly believe his eyes and says to Moses, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
And Moses turns, gives him that knowing look and says, "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer".
