In da beginning dere was nuttin'.
Den on da first day God created da U.P.
On da second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish and da ducks.
On da third day He said, "Let dere be YOOPERS to roam da U.P."
On da fourth day He created da udder world down below.
And on da fifth day He said, "Let dere be TROLLS to live in da world down below."
On da sixth day He created "DA BRIDGE" so da TROLLS would have a way to get to Heaven.
God saw it was good, and on da seventh day He went huntin'.
