Monday, May 30, 2016

The 11 additional superfoods taking you to 25 forms of happiness

honey
garlic
extra virgin olive oil
apples
avocados
cinnamon
dark chocolate
dried fruits, such as figs, or apricots, dates, plums and cranberries ad infinitum
kiwifruit
onions
pomegranate

Sunday, May 29, 2016

The original 14 superfoods

yogurt
beans
blueberries, salmon, spinach
oats
orange
pumpkin
tea
tomato
soy
turkey
walnut
broccoli

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Monday, May 23, 2016

Happiness is Monty Python's send up of long aristocratic German names: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplendenschlitter . . .

Johann Gambolputty
de von Ausfern
schplendenschlitter
crasscrenbonfried
diggerdingle
dangledongle
dungleburstein von knackerthrasher applebanger
horowitz
ticolensic
granderknottyspelltinkle
grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himble eisenbahnwagen
gutenabend
bitte ein nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber schönedanker kalbsfleischmittler

aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

 
Or maybe here.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Happiness is Boar's Head natural casing beef frankfurters

Available at D&W for $8.99 a package of seven, about $1.29 for each 2 oz. 6.5 inch sausage.

You'll want an extra long hot dog bun for these.

Friday, May 6, 2016

Happiness is a three year old Crane Lake Cabernet for $5.29

Tonight I'm drinking a 2013 which isn't as smooth and silky as a Kendall Jackson or anything, but this one has aged very well in the bottle after three years. Better than any other cheap varietal I've tried in quite a while. Maybe I should start cellaring them on sale! If I remember correctly it's the hearty varieties like Cabernet Sauvignon which mellow well with age. Never thought a cheapo would do that, but I was wrong.

Happiness is Florida Georgia Line singin' "Round Here"

Yeah that’s how we do it ’round here.