Happiness is an old hat

 The owl, the raven, and the bat,

Clubb'd for a feather to his hat.

 

-- Jonathan Swift

Happiness is Rayne Beau, the chipped cat who somehow traveled 800 miles from Yellowstone to California where he was rescued and reunited with his owners

 Meow Meow Meow Meow.

Story.

Happiness is Lou Costello, 1906-1959: I'm a baaad boy

 

Happiness is that kind of September when life is slow and oh so mellow

 

Happiness is dropping recycling guilt-free

 

Happiness is Big Mike, the genius who has solved every sailor's worst problem known as the doldrums

Happiness was professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez, aka Chy Chy ROD-ri-gueeze, who passed away this week at 88

 

Happiness is Caturday

 

Why do country people lock their car doors at church at this time of year but not in town?

 

 

 

Because their cars will be full of zucchinis if they don't.

Happiness is opening day of zucchini season

 

Happiness is Ronald Reagan's diary, March 31, 1981

 

Happiness is learning what makes your fireworks so colorful . . . lol

 

Happiness is a country house

 Would I a house for happiness erect,

Nature alone should be the architect;

She'd build it more convenient than great,

And doubtless in the country chuse her seat.

-- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667)

Sometimes happiness just creeps up on you, knocks you on the floor, and you just laugh out loud and roll and roll and roll

 

Happiness is Where've You Been?, Kathy Mattea, 1990

 

Happiness is Michael Martin Murphey, Whoopee Ti-Yi-Yo, 1990

 

Happiness is the temperate feast of life

 Calmly he look'd on either life, and here

Saw nothing to regret, and there to fear;

From nature's temp'rate feast rose satisfy'd,

Thank'd heav'n that he had liv'd, and that he dy'd.

 

-- Alexander Pope

Happiness is a lazy man's raised-bed-garden planter

 

To the aliens we're basically West Garfield Park in Chicago

 

Memorial Day 2024: Lee Brice, I Drive Your Truck, 2012