Thursday, July 14, 2016

Happiness is the Devil's chicken for dinner, with fennel parmesan and sweet baby peas

For the Pollo alla Diavola and the Finocchio alla Parmigiano see Michele Scicolone's 1,000 Italian Recipes.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

The Devil's Dictionary definition of happiness

Ambrose Bierce
HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Aka:

Schadenfreude, in German;
 
ἐπιχαιρεκακία, in Greek.
 

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Happiness is Hank Williams Jr. singing his 1985 hit "I'm For Love"


"Hey, I'm for love
I'm all for happiness
And I'm for 'Not looking for something to make us mad'
I'm all for turning off the news and turning down the lights
And I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight"

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Obama's Soup

Mmm Mmm no good
Mmm Mmm no good
That's what Obama's Soup is
Mmm Mmm no good

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Samuel Johnson insisted "Taxation no tyranny", now Italians claim pasta not fattening

From the story here:

Researchers in Italy studied over 23,000 people in Italy and found that higher pasta intake was not associated with a raised body mass index (BMI) – widely used as a measurement of a person's body fat, based on a person's height and weight – and waist-to-hip ratio.

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Happiness is Michael Cimino saying "And I think the more you work, the better you are"

"I mean, when you think of the fact that Victor Fleming ... Victor Fleming made Gone With the Wind and The Wizard of Oz in the same year. Now today, between them it would take 30 years. It's ridiculous."

Michael Cimino, the Academy Award winning director of The Deer Hunter has passed away at the age of 77.

His tender tribute to Clint Eastwood who gave him the start in the business ("The Boss"/"I think Clint should be president") and John Wayne last year is here ( "I think both of them are very special. Two legends, two American legends, my God.").

May he rest in peace.

People appear to be most happy to stay home and watch TV

From the annual American Time Use survey, here:

On an average day, nearly everyone age 15 and over (96 percent) engaged in some sort of leisure activity such as watching TV, socializing, or exercising. ... Watching TV was the leisure activity that occupied the most time (2.8 hours per day), accounting for more than half of leisure time, on average, for those age 15 and over. Socializing, such as visiting with friends or attending or hosting social events, was the next most common leisure activity, accounting for 41 minutes per day.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Happiness is Jennie-O Hot Italian Turkey Sausage on pasta night

You get five fresh sausages for $4.49, about $.90 apiece.

Sear quickly in a hot skillet to brown, but then simmer on low to retain the juices and spices.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

When a superfoods breakfast is hard to arrange because you're in a hurry, try simple toast

Whole grain toast, slathered in raw honey, topped with ground cinnamon.

Three superfoods just like that.

The toast is loaded with fiber, the honey with antioxidants, and the cinnamon lowers glucose, triglyceride and cholesterol levels.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Happiness is learning how the Hekawi Indians got their name


"I think we're lost. Where the heck are we?"

Update:

New link here.

Monday, May 30, 2016

The 11 additional superfoods taking you to 25 forms of happiness

honey
garlic
extra virgin olive oil
apples
avocados
cinnamon
dark chocolate
dried fruits, such as figs, or apricots, dates, plums and cranberries ad infinitum
kiwifruit
onions
pomegranate

Sunday, May 29, 2016

The original 14 superfoods

yogurt
beans
blueberries, salmon, spinach
oats
orange
pumpkin
tea
tomato
soy
turkey
walnut
broccoli

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Monday, May 23, 2016

Happiness is Monty Python's send up of long aristocratic German names: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplendenschlitter . . .

Johann Gambolputty
de von Ausfern
schplendenschlitter
crasscrenbonfried
diggerdingle
dangledongle
dungleburstein von knackerthrasher applebanger
horowitz
ticolensic
granderknottyspelltinkle
grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himble eisenbahnwagen
gutenabend
bitte ein nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber schönedanker kalbsfleischmittler

aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

 
Or maybe here.