Happiness is quitting smoking: All it took was about three weeks in August twenty years ago, and one of these

Happiness is "Tom Cat" by The Rooftop Singers from May 1963

See them perform, here.

Fixed it. Go here instead.

Happiness is Jennie-O Hot Italian Turkey Sausage on pasta night

You get five fresh sausages for $4.49, about $.90 apiece.

Sear quickly in a hot skillet to brown, but then simmer on low to retain the juices and spices.

When a superfoods breakfast is hard to arrange because you're in a hurry, try simple toast

Whole grain toast, slathered in raw honey, topped with ground cinnamon.

Three superfoods just like that.

The toast is loaded with fiber, the honey with antioxidants, and the cinnamon lowers glucose, triglyceride and cholesterol levels.

Happiness: My son said he totally won the Dad Lottery

So did I.

Happiness is learning how the Hekawi Indians got their name

Here!

"I think we're lost. Where the heck are we?"

Update:

New link here.

On a hot day way up north happiness is economical central air conditioning by American Standard

The 11 additional superfoods taking you to 25 forms of happiness

honey

garlic

extra virgin olive oil

apples

avocados

cinnamon

dark chocolate

dried fruits, such as figs, or apricots, dates, plums and cranberries ad infinitum

kiwifruit

onions

pomegranate

The original 14 superfoods

yogurt

beans

blueberries, salmon, spinach

oats

orange

pumpkin

tea

tomato

soy

turkey

walnut

broccoli

Happiness is Crispy Duck at First Wok Chinese Restaurant served with beautiful turnip "flower" garnish and delicious plum sauce

A delight to the eyes and to the palate.

Try it at 6740 Old 28th Street in Cascade, Michigan.

Happiness is Monty Python's send up of long aristocratic German names: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplendenschlitter . . .

Johann Gambolputty
de von Ausfern
schplendenschlitter
crasscrenbonfried
diggerdingle
dangledongle
dungleburstein von knackerthrasher applebanger
horowitz
ticolensic
granderknottyspelltinkle
grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser
kurstlich himble eisenbahnwagen
gutenabend
bitte ein nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber schönedanker kalbsfleischmittler

aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Here.

 

Or maybe here.

This is the kind of thing which makes San Marzano tomatoes San Marzano tomatoes!

Happiness is whole milk mozzarella on the pizza instead of part-skim: It's more tender and tastes fresher

Happiness is Boar's Head natural casing beef frankfurters

Available at D&W for $8.99 a package of seven, about $1.29 for each 2 oz. 6.5 inch sausage.

You'll want an extra long hot dog bun for these.

Happiness is a three year old Crane Lake Cabernet for $5.29

Tonight I'm drinking a 2013 which isn't as smooth and silky as a Kendall Jackson or anything, but this one has aged very well in the bottle after three years. Better than any other cheap varietal I've tried in quite a while. Maybe I should start cellaring them on sale! If I remember correctly it's the hearty varieties like Cabernet Sauvignon which mellow well with age. Never thought a cheapo would do that, but I was wrong.

Happiness is Florida Georgia Line singin' "Round Here"

Yeah that’s how we do it ’round here.

Happiness is Milwaukee's Best Ice for $0.599 a can

Dead this date for 400 years, I can think of no one's words which make me happier than William Shakespeare's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because ... 

 

his heroes are men, that the love and hatred, the hopes and fears, of his chief personages are such as common to other human beings. ... Shakespeare's excellence is not the fiction of a tale, but the representation of life: and his reputation is therefore safe, till human nature shall be changed.

-- Samuel Johnson

Happiness is "Taxing Deadlines" By Madeleine Begun Kane

Taxing Deadlines

By Madeleine Begun Kane (here):

Did you file your 1040? Not me!

Cuz I need an extension, you see.

Could not get it together.

I’m blaming the weather.

Do I wish it was finished? Mais oui!

Just one more reason bacon is happiness

h/t Theo