Saturday, June 11, 2022

Happiness is a ground-dwelling bird


 Have you mark'd a partridge quake,
Viewing the tow'ring falcon nigh?
She cuddles low behind the brake;
Nor would she stay, nor dares she fly.
 
-- Matthew Prior

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Happiness is my new "go-to" canned tomatoes: Contadina San Marzano Style

 

"Product of Italy" available on the shelf right here in Michigan, right now.

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Happiness is fast and easy roasted red pepper sauce


Fast and Easy Roasted Red Pepper Sauce

1 jar Mezzetta Roasted Red Bell Peppers, drained
1 ripe avocado
2 T extra virgin olive oil
1-2 T fresh lemon juice
3 cloves garlic, pressed
0.5 t salt
0.5 t black pepper
0.5 t crushed red pepper flakes

Add everything to a food processor and blend until smooth. Makes about 2.5 cups. Freeze half and use the rest on cooked black beans, pasta, vegetables, or sandwiches.

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Happy Mother's Day


The carnation does not drop its petals, but hugs them to its heart as it dies, and so, too, mothers hug their children to their hearts, their mother love never dying.

-- Anna Jarvis



Wednesday, May 4, 2022

When you have your health, you have everything

Jesus Ben Sirach, 1860 woodcut by Julius Schnorr

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no riches above a sound body, and no joy above the joy of the heart.

-- Ecclesiasticus 30:16

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Delight each May morning


 The shepherd swains shall dance and sing,
For they delight each May morning.
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me, and be my love.

-- William Shakespeare

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Your traditional chicken broth is probably contributing to all your aches and pains


Simultaneous Determination of Purines and Uric Acid in Chinese Chicken Broth Using TFA/FA Hydrolysis Coupled with HPLC-VWD :

Chinese chicken stock was prepared ... Briefly, yellow-feather chicken carcasses with the head, claws, and internal organs removed were cut evenly in half along the back, rinsed and drained in cold water, and cooked in a 5.6 L stainless steel stockpot ... with purified water ... at the meat to water ratio of 1:2 (w/w). The chicken carcass was placed in the stainless steel pot when the purified water was at 95–99 °C, and cooking was timed when the broth temperature again reached 95–99 °C. After 4 h of stewing, the top layer of fat was removed and the chicken stock was stored at −20 °C for further analysis. ...

Gout is the second most common metabolic disease affecting human health after diabetes. Gout is closely related to the content of exogenous purines and uric acid consumed in the diet. Chinese chicken broth is a delicious traditional meat soup, rich in protein, fat, minerals, and other nutrients, and is popular among consumers. Chicken broth is often considered a high purine food, posing a health risk to patients with gout and hyperuricemia. This work copes with the optimization of purines and uric acid content simultaneous determination in Chinese chicken stock when hydrolysis and extraction procedures, as well as HPLC, were studied. ... It has been demonstrated that Chinese chicken broth contains a significant amount of purines, with the highest content being hypoxanthine. It is also worth noting that some uric acid is also present in chicken soup, which can directly affect the body’s blood uric acid levels when ingested.

Friday, April 1, 2022

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Broccoli, brussels sprouts, kale, cabbage contain sulforaphane, now shown to inhibit replication of the virus which causes COVID-19

From the story here:

... low micromolar (µM) concentrations of sulforaphane (2.4–31 µM) lowered virus replication by 50 percent among six distinct strains of SARS-CoV-2 — including the Delta and Omicron variants. Researchers discovered similar results among cells previously infected with the viruses. In these cases, the protective effects of sulforaphane were apparent even in reference to already established virus infections.

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Happiness is cranberries for heart health


 

From the story here:

The participants assigned to the cranberry powder group displayed notable improvements in their flow-mediated dilations (FMD). Study authors say FMD signals both heart and blood vessel function improvements.

Scientists consider FMD an important and sensitive biomarker of one’s cardiovascular disease risk, measuring the widening of blood vessels when blood flow increases.

It’s also important to note that the FMD improvements among participants were apparent within just two hours of consuming cranberry powder, with the beneficial effects remaining after one month of daily consumption. This suggests eating cranberries is great for the heart in both the immediate short term and over the long haul.



Thursday, March 17, 2022

McGinty says "Happy St. Patrick's Day!"


 Oh, McCarthy was dead . . . and McGinty didn't know it,
And McGinty was dead . . . and McCarthy didn't know it,
They both were dead in the very same bed,
And neither one knew that the other was dead.

Friday, January 21, 2022

Happiness is a rasher of bacon, thin or thick

 


If we grow all to be pork eaters, we shall not shortly have a rasher on the coals for money.

-- William Shakespeare, Merchant of Venice

Monday, January 17, 2022

Thursday, January 6, 2022

Happiness is polite dinner conversation


Thou say'st his meat was sauc'd with thy upbraidings;
Unquiet meals make ill digestions.

-- William Shakespeare

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Happiness is what is seasonal


 At Christmas I no more desire a rose,
Than wish a snow in May's newfangled shows;
But like of each thing, that in season grows.
 
-- William Shakespeare

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Happiness was when American Colonial forests ruled the sea for England


 Lords of the world's great waste, the ocean, we
Whole forests send to reign upon the sea.
 
-- Edmund Waller

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Monday, December 20, 2021

Happiness is the vaporless morning


 The morning is the best, because the imagination is not clouded by the vapours of meat.

-- John Dryden

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Monday, November 29, 2021

Happiness is foods for brain health


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out:

added sugars such as high fructose corn syrup, baked goods, sodas; 

fried foods;

potatoes, white bread, white rice;

alcohol;

nitrates.

In:

dark chocolate 70% or higher, 45 grams a week;

strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, one half to one cup a day;

turmeric, black pepper, curry;

dark leafy greens;

fermented foods with live active cultures such as yogurt, kefir, kombucha, miso, sauerkraut, kimchi.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Friday, November 26, 2021

Happiness is Kerrygold pure Irish butter

It really does taste amazing, and it most likely has much more vitamin K2, necessary for bone absorption of calcium, than conventional butter:

The measurements we are talking about when measuring levels of MK4 is the μg(microgram). In AnĆŗ Dairy butter there is 54μg per 100g of butter; other high quality Irish butters are around half that at 25μg but it can go as low as 7μg or 11μg for conventional indoor feed cattle. Kevin explains that in Europe having a claim of “uniquely rich food”means it needs to be at 30% or above. ...

Butter is a huge industry in Ireland, there are 9 butter plants in Ireland each producing 10,000kg/hr and 140,000 tonnes/year in exports. In terms of scale AnĆŗ Dairy is very small and not really in that space, they are a small artisan producer. ...

There are so many different brands of butter, PrƩsident butter is white, so there is no grass there, but Kerrygold butter is much better. Even Irelands conventional butter is very good quality compared to international butters and the reputation is very strong overseas. Kevin also mentions there are good small farmers in America such as Maple Hill Creamery, for example.

More. 

 



Saturday, November 20, 2021

Happiness is a recipe which helps you cut back on toilet paper!

 For a butt-hole which is clean as a whistle, eat one of these oat flour and wheat bran muffins every morning instead of toast! You'll find yourself using far less toilet paper as a result!

Foil the kitty!


Oat Flour & Wheat Bran Muffins

1 cup oat flour (just grind up one cup whole oats in the coffee grinder)
2 cups wheat bran (I pay $1.29/lb at the health food store for a refrigerated bag of organic; super cheap!)
1.5 t baking powder
0.5 t baking soda
0.5 t ground cinnamon
 
1.25 cups milk
0.33 cup brown sugar
1 egg beaten
0.5 cup apple sauce
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/ preheat oven to 400 F
2/ combine dry ingredients in one bowl, wet in another
3/ add the dry to the wet, whisking together
4/ line two 8-bay muffin tins with parchment baking cups
5/ spoon in the completed mixture, about 1/4 cup each
6/ bake 15-20 minutes
7/ let cool thoroughly before storing in the frig or freezer
8/ parchment peels right off once cooled
9/ rewarm in microwave and serve with butter and jam
10/ one a day will do ya
 
 


Saturday, November 13, 2021

Happiness is really roughing it


The roots of thistles have my hunger fed,
Two roods of cultur'd barley give me bread,
A rock my pillow, and green moss for my bed. 

-- Walter Harte

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Happiness is the rye, and the straw thereof


In champion countrie a pleasure they take
To mow up their haume, for to brew and to bake:
The haume is the straw of the wheat or the rie
Which once being reaped, they mow by and by. 

-- Thomas Tusser

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Happiness is the vivid imagination of Shakespeare


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I told John of Gaunt he beat his own name; for you might have truss'd him and all his apparel into an eel-skin: the case of a treble hautboy was a mansion for him, a court.

-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Part 2, III.2


Monday, November 1, 2021

Happiness is the sweet oblivion of country life


Oh, could I see my country-seat!
There leaning near a gentle brook,
Sleep, or peruse some ancient book;
And there in sweet oblivion drown
Those cares that haunt the court and town.
 
-- Jonathan Swift

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Happiness is savory with sweet


On smoaking lard they dine;
A sav'ry bit that serv'd to relish wine. 

-- John Dryden

Saturday, October 9, 2021

Happiness is The Five Reasons Why Men Drink

 


 
If on my theme I rightly think,
There are five reasons why men drink:—
Good wine; a friend; because I'm dry;
Or lest I should be by and by;
Or — any other reason why.
 
-- Henry Aldrich (1647-1710)

Friday, October 1, 2021

Happiness is the one thousand year old oak tree

The King Oak of Denmark may date as early as the first century AD

 
 
 
The monarch oak, the patriarch of the trees,
Shoots rising up, and spreads by slow degrees;
Three centuries he grows, and three he stays
Supreme in state; and in three more decays.
 
-- John Dryden

Friday, September 17, 2021

Happiness is grill smoke


If from adown the hopeful chops
The fat upon a cinder drops,
To stinking smoke it turns the flame.
 
-- Jonathan Swift

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Happiness is nutbrown ale


Young and old come forth to play,
Till the live-long daylight fail,
Then to the spicy nutbrown ale.

-- John Milton

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Happiness is a pleasant, productive Saturday

✓ The humidity dropped into the 40s and the temperature into the 50s.

✓ The windows were opened and the oven cleaned.

✓ The wheel bearing job on the old car was finished.
 
✓ Weeds on the sidewalk were torched.
 
✓ Groceries were sorted and frozen.
 
✓ Pizzas were made from scratch, as usual.
 
✓ Jeeves and Wooster provided the entertainment with a cottage set ablaze.
 
✓ The internet and the phone came back.
 
✓ Power was restored after four days without.
 
✓ And the generators finally fell silent.
 
 


Sunday, August 8, 2021

Happiness is seeing The Four Lads perform their 1953 hit "Istanbul (not Constantinople)" live in 2014

Featuring left to right Frank Busseri, Harry Duvall, John Hasselback, and Don Farrar.

Only Frankie, who died in 2019, was an original member of the group.

 


 

Friday, August 6, 2021

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Happiness is the master-hand


Musick resembles poetry; in each
Are nameless graces which no methods teach,
And which a master-hand alone can reach.

-- Alexander Pope

Sunday, July 18, 2021

Happiness is a cleft tree



The cleft tree
Offers its kind concealment to a few,
Their food its insects, and its moss their nests.

-- James Thomson (1700-1748)

Friday, July 16, 2021

When you need to move water, happiness is a 2-in-1 utility pump by Everbilt

This unit functions as a transfer pump for draining a water heater, for example, or as a submersible pump for draining a flooded low spot in the backyard, basement or driveway. Connect to it using a 3/4 inch garden hose.

About $119 at The Home Depot.



Thursday, July 15, 2021

Happiness is real lemon, real pepper, Atlantic salmon baked in the oven


 Skip the dry, bottled, lemon-pepper seasoning and do this instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Real lemon pepper salmon

 

1 2+lb. Atlantic salmon filet, skinless
canola oil
1-2 fresh lemons, well-washed, sliced thin
ground black pepper
salt
 
Pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees F.
Oil a roasting pan with canola oil
Place the salmon in the pan
Sprinkle, very generously, with ground black pepper
Sprinkle lightly with sea salt or kosher salt, if desired
Arrange the lemon slices all over the top of the salmon
Bake about 25 minutes on the center rack of the oven
Remove and squeeze roasted lemons with a spoon against the pan, if you wish, and spoon over the servings
Serves about four

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Happiness is light yellow and cherry, the colors of July


July I would have drawn in a jacket of light yellow, eating cherries, with his face and bosom sunburnt.

-- Henry Peacham