Saturday, July 27, 2024

Friday, July 19, 2024

Why do country people lock their car doors at church at this time of year but not in town?


 

 

 

Because their cars will be full of zucchinis if they don't.

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Thursday, July 4, 2024

Happiness is a country house


 Would I a house for happiness erect,
Nature alone should be the architect;
She'd build it more convenient than great,
And doubtless in the country chuse her seat.

-- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667)